Alcatraz Swimming Contest — Hysterical Events Collection
Alcatraz Swimming Contest — Hysterical Events Collection
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The shortest swim meet with the longest odds. The starting line is a prison island, the finish line is the mainland, and the water in between is cold enough to make you reconsider your life choices mid-stroke. No lanes. No lifeguard. No second chances. Just you, the bay, and a current that doesn't care about your training.
You had to be there.
Printed on the Gildan Softstyle 64000 — soft, lightweight, and built for everyday wear. Unisex fit, sizes S–2XL. Printed to order, ships in 2–5 business days.
Product information: Gildan 64000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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